NOTE: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.
TOPIC 1 – How to fill up ice cube trays. (Step by step, with slide presentation.)
TOPIC 2 – Toilet paper rolls: do they grow on the holders? (Round table discussion.)
TOPIC 3 – Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the seat up and avoiding the floor, walls, and nearby bathtub (Group practice.)
TOPIC 4 – Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the floor. (Pictures and explanatory graphics.)
TOPIC 5 – The dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? (Examples on video.)
TOPIC 6 – Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other. (Support groups.)
TOPIC 7 – Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming (Open forum.)
TOPIC 8 – Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. (Graphics and audio tape.)
TOPIC 9 – Real men ask for directions when lost. (Real life testimonials.)
TOPIC 10 – Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? (Driving simulation.)
TOPIC 11 – Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife. (Online class and role playing.)
TOPIC 12 – How to be the ideal shopping companion. (Relaxation exercises, meditation, and breathing techniques.)
TOPIC 13 – How to fight cerebral atrophy : Part I: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, and other important dates. Part II: Calling when you’re going to be late. (Electrical shock therapy sessions.)
UPON COMPLETION OF THE COURSE DIPLOMAS WILL BE ISSUED TO SURVIVORS.