Monthly Archives: March 2017

Another Paraprosdokian

1. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you…. but it’s still on my list.3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright    until you hear them … Continue reading

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Just Plain Neat Information

JUST PLAIN NEAT INFORMATION………. Glass takes one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times! Gold is the only metal that doesn’t rust, even if it’s buried in the ground for thousands of years. Your tongue is … Continue reading

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Fun Puns

• Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! • How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. • England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. • I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. • They told … Continue reading

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