Monthly Archives: May 2011

WHERE TO RETIRE

You can retire to Phoenix , Arizona where… 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You’ve experienced condensation on your hiney from the hot water in the toilet bowl.. 3. You can drive … Continue reading

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To Realize

To realize The value of a sister/brother Ask someone Who doesn’t have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of … Continue reading

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Great Reading.

Someone has written these beautiful words. Must read and try to understand the deep meaning of it. They are like the ten commandments to follow in life all the time. 1] Prayer is not a “spare wheel” that you pull … Continue reading

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Life Lessons

1 * Accept the fact that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue! 2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. 3 * Always read stuff that … Continue reading

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These Are Golden Truths

………READ AND LEARN …….AND BEWARE What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. -Edward Langley, Artist (1928 – 1995) “If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.” -Mark Twain Suppose … Continue reading

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How to Kill Mosquitoes – NOT A JOKE

I was at a deck party awhile back, and the bugs were having a ball biting everyone. A man at the party sprayed the lawn and deck floor with Listerine, and the little demons disappeared. The next year I filled … Continue reading

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