Christian One Liners

                   
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Don’t let your worries get the best of you; Remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited
Until you try to sit in their pews.
 

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Many folks want to serve God,
 
But only as advisers.
 

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It is easier to preach ten sermons
 
Than it is to live one. 


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The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose,
But mosquitoes come close.
 

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When you get to your wit’s end,
You’ll find God lives there.
 

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People are funny; they want the front of the bus,
Middle of the road,
And back of the church.
 

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Opportunity may knock once,
But temptation bangs on the front door forever.
 

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Quit griping about your church;
 
If it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.
 

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If a church wants a better pastor,
It only needs to pray for the one it has.
 

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We’re called to be witnesses, not lawyers or Judges. 


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God Himself doesn’t propose to judge a man until
he is dead. So why should you?
 

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Some minds are like concrete
 
Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
 

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Peace starts with a smile.
 

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I don’t know why some people change churches;
What difference does it make which one you stay home from? 


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Be ye fishers of men. You catch ’em – He’ll clean ’em. 


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Stop, Drop, and Roll won’t work in Hell. 


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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous. 


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Don’t put a question mark where God put a period. 


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Don’t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.


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Forbidden fruits create many jams.
 

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God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
 

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God grades on the cross, not the curve. 


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God loves everyone,
But probably prefers ‘fruits of the spirit’ over ‘religious nuts!’ 


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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.. 


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He who angers you, controls you!
 

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If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!
 

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Prayer:
Don’t give God instructions, just report for duty!
 

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The task ahead of us is never as
great as the Power behind us.
 

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The Will of God never takes you to where the
Grace of God will not protect you.
 

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We don’t change the message,
The message changes us.
 

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You can tell how big a person is
By what it takes to discourage him/her. 


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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
 

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If this blessed you in a profound way today,
 
Share it with a few friends to bless them!
 
I bet someone else will LOVE it too.

There is no greater treasure than a good friend!
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About Dick and Danna

OUR BUCKET LIST: 1950 First kid in the area with a portable radio on my bike when I was in grade school........... 1951 Built a 5 watt radio transmitter when I was in high school and went on the radio from home. Not the most legal thing to do. Built a PA system from scratch also........... 1951-1954 Learned to play Steel Guitar. Played many shows of country music on 6 different radio stations with different groups in Western Pennsylvania........... 1954 Married Danna Lewis at when she was 15 years old........... 1960 Got into Citizen Band Radio. Danna and I were two of the original founders of CB Rangers CB club in Butler. We published a call book of all of the CBers in the Tri-State area............ 1969 Danna and I were two of the original founders of the Tri-State Country Music Association. I wrote a column for their newspaper every month........... 1960 We went to Nashville. Met Ralph Emery of WSM radio and Archie Campbell, a Hee Haw TV Entertainer. Had coffee with them at Linbaugh’s Restaurant in Nashville. Archie bought the coffee........... 1965 We developed a successful network marketing business. In later years developed a few others. Greatest training on attitudes and success........... 1968 Had a Built an outdoor stage. Had a country music jam session on our lawn at home with around 500 musicians and their family from 5 different states........... 1969 Played music on the staff band of the WWVA Jamboree and backed up all of the entertainers in front of thousands of people for 4 months. WWVA was second largest country music show at that time next to WSM Grand Old Opry........... 1984 Danna started her own typesetting business in her home. Danna Vernon Graphics had customers in 3 counties. Very successful. She taught herself how to run the typesetter machine. It was a photo typesetter. She also did layout work for printers........... 1988 I taught the secretaries at Butler hospital how to use word processing and computers, but I never had any schooling or education on it. I also did some computer programming. Before this I ran the printing operation at the hospital........... 1989 I quit a good computer job and Danna and I bought a printing franchise, Minuteman Press in Butler PA. Operated it for 5 years............ 1994 We bought a motor home. went to Florida. Spent 9 years going to Florida for 6 months every year and back to Pennsylvania for 6 months............ 1995 We played music with “Spur of the Moment” band in Florida........... 2001 Never knew my dad. Met him in 2001 and Danna and I spent a wonderful 5 years together before he passed away. Went on a wonderful 2 weeks tour of Europe (5 countries) with him. He lived in Bradenton Florida........... 2002 Danna started singing and ended up running the Suncoast Jamboree in Florida, She had her own band and scheduled everything. She sang and emcee’d the show. Played many of the RV parks in the area........... 2004 Started a recording studio in Pa and FL. Danna recorded numerous CD’s........... 2007 Since I was a little kid, I have always wanted to wear the spots off a deck of cards. I finally accomplished it this year. Threw the deck away........... 2010 We started and played in various Gospel Music Groups. Country Transition, Good News Country Gospel. Played churches all over Western Pennsylvania........... 2010 We played music on television shows on WHCU-TV Kittanning........... 2010-2014 Danna and I did a 30 minute interview talk show, Danna’s Radio Diner, on WTYM & WAVL radio. Over 30,000 hits from over 100 countries on our website as of June 2017. Still get many hits every day........... 2010 Danna and I were on TV participating in Family Life TV WHKU helping their Christmas Auction on television........... 2011 Danna and I both read our first commercial to be broadcast on WTYM radio. Also I wrote a radio promo and a short radio script........... 2012 Operated a TV camera on a live TV show on WKHU-TV........... 2013 Produced an hour TV show – Armstrong Trails on WKHU-TV Kittanning, PA. Produced a monthly live country music dinner show with various bands at WTYM radio........... 2014 We went on a country music cruise and interviewed 12 top county music TV stars for our radio show........... 2014 Rode for an hour in the cab beside the engineer of a locomotive on Kiski Jct. railroad. Broadcast it on one of our radio shows........... 2014 Played Steel for Nashvile recording star Teea Goans when they came to Kittanning on WKHU-TH and WTYM Radio. Also in 2013 backed up Joann Cash (Johnny Cash sister)........... 2015 Started Danna’s Internet Café, an internet radio show. Also shows were run on WXED-FM 107.3 and WFSN-FM 96.7. for a year and a half........... 2016 I bought a Uke Bass and learned to play it. Played a jam session a week later. Sounds like a big upright bass.
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