Good Stuff

Good StuffONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.. 

TWO … Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. 

THREE. Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. 

FOUR . When you say, ‘I love you ,’ mean it. 

FIVE. When you say, ‘I’m sorry,’ look the person in the eye.. 

SIX … Be engaged at least six months before you get married. 

SEVEN.. Believe in love at first sight. 

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone’s dream. People who don’t have dreams don’t have much 

NINE . Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it’s the only way to live life completely. 

TEN. …  In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.  

ELEVEN.  Don’t judge people by their relatives.  

TWELVE.  Talk slowly but think quickly. 

THIRTEEN.  When someone asks you a question you don’t want to answer, smile and ask, ‘Why do you want to know?’ 

FOURTEEN.  Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.. 

FIFTEEN.  Say ‘bless you’ when you hear someone sneeze. 

SIXTEEN.  When you lose, don’t lose the lesson ! 

SEVENTEEN.  Remember the three R’s: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions. 

EIGHTEEN..  Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship.. 

NINETEEN. When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. 

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone.. The caller will hear it in your voice. 

TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone. 

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About Dick and Danna

Resume for Dick Vernon, PHD (Possess Highschool Diploma) I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. I am a strong conservative politically. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I make women swoon with my sensuous steel guitar playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, I repair computerized aircraft panels free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. Ihave been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On week- ends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I have given Rachel Ray and Emirile cooking lessons. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performe open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis many times when I taught him how to play guitar.. But I have not yet gone to college. ——————————————————- Resume for: Danna Vernon I put up with Dick Vernon. Doesn’t that say it all?
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